Larry Langford Montage

After looking through some old emails this morning, I realized that I had never actually posted the Langford Montage. I'm sure most of you have heard this before but for those of you who have not, enjoy! It gets better everytime I hear it. All you readers out there who are not from Alabama, Larry Langford is the Mayor of Birmingham.

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Getting Out Of Jury Duty The Hard Way

Trying to beat a Robbery charge in a court of law is a difficult thing to do. When you smear shit (Yes, I mean feces) on the face of your attorney and then proceed to throw more shit at the jurors, it makes the case that much harder to beat.

A mistrial was declared Monday when a home-invasion robbery suspect smeared human feces on his attorney’s face then threw more at the jury.
Weusi McGowan, 37, was upset because San Diego Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Fraser refused to remove Deputy Alternate Public Defender Jeffrey Martin from the case, prosecutor Christopher Lawson said.
At the mid-morning break, McGowan produced a plastic baggie filled with fecal matter and spread it on Martin’s hair and face, then flung the excrement toward the jury box, hitting the briefcase of juror No. 9 but missing the juror himself.
“That juror didn’t even see it coming,” Lawson said.
The prosecutor said the defendant was compliant after the outburst and was taken into custody without further incident.
After lunch, Fraser dismissed the jury, telling them McGowan would have to get a new lawyer and that his trial would be delayed.

There's no better way to win a jury over than to throw feces in their faces!

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If only Kosmo Kramer Were Still Around

Think of Kramer now, his mind running wild on all the potential for the "Bro" or also affectionately know as the "Manzier". Today's modern man needs a support system, and evidently the time has come in Britain.
Check it out: "Man Boobs"

What Clinton Fails to Mention

You have to see this video to appreciate what Bush says, but more importantly Clinton got away with plenty. The list is long, but a heavy set brunette with a blue dress and some special "treats" come to mind first.