Friday, January 23, 2009

High-Five

Jewish Girl Passed Out In My Bed



Here is a great story about a drunken Jewish one night stand. Thought this was worthy of posting. Enjoy!

Don't Mess With Bobby Lowder




Lookout James Willis! Crossing Bobby Lowder can be detrimental to your career and in one case your health. Tubbs thought he was safe from the long arm of "Big Money Grip" Bobby Lowder and his Board Of Trustees. But soon found out he assumed wrong. Famous Auburn Alum Charles Barkley then decided to voice his disgust over the hiring of Gene Chizik rather than a more qualified African American candidate. Not long after making those comments, Barkley found himself on the receiving end of a DUI/Parking Lot BJ that has cost him dearly. Subsequently Barker lost his TNT job, his T-Mobile gig, and what little dignity he had left. We can't prove that Lowder planted the Hooker or has the Phoenix cops on his payroll, but it would make the story that much better.

Now we hear about the young man that lead the protest against the firing of Tubbs. The same young man that was waiting on Chizik's plane to land so he could try and boo him back on board and out of Auburn. Well it seems this young man was beaten into an Intensive Care Unit by what one can only assume was a group of Lowders thugs a.k.a. employees.

Circuit Who?



Well, for all you poor schmucks who bought the ridiculously over priced extended warranty for your high-end Westinghouse microwave, try going to Circuit City's website.

While I might be dating myself here, I still remember the era when they operated like Service Merchandise. You had to go to this god awful back office window, and wait on your item with the ever helpful associate who smelled like Captain D's fish sticks. How in the world did these people not die then?