Rough as a Cobb

Rodney Stanger??

2009-02-05T15:00:00.002-06:00

Mistakes on live TV News broadcasts are always funny and this video does not disappoint.

It appears they may have the wrong mugshot.

Katie Couric & Lil Wayne Interview

2009-02-05T14:37:00.003-06:00

Katie Couric looks so natural interviewing Hip Hop stars. Especially when she asks Lil Wayne about his love for Hydrocodone Cough Syrup. I was uncomfortable just watching this interview.

Great Drunken Taser Video

2009-02-03T13:17:00.002-06:00

I have seen a lot of drunk taser videos and I would have to say that this one if my favorite. This guy gets absolutely worked over by that cop and his taser gun. Click here to see more drunken taser videos.

The Dentist Drugged This Kid Up Good

2009-02-03T13:07:00.002-06:00

This kid just left the dentist where he was drugged up pretty good. The video is making the rounds today and for good reason, he's hilarious.

Hotty Toddy and Why its not Worth a Damn in Cincinatti

2009-02-02T11:54:00.003-06:00

Andy Kennedy's arrest video has finally been released and it was well worth the wait.

Presenting....Jimmy Gibberish

2009-02-02T10:31:00.003-06:00

The following is a video of a very famous crackhead from the Athens, Georgia area. Jimmy Gibberish aka "Peanut Butter Rooter" has made many videos but this is one of my favorites. Enjoy!

Hits From The Bong

2009-02-02T09:53:00.005-06:00

Michael Phelps says he regrets doing his impersonation of Brad Pitt in True Romance, and that it will never, ever happen again. Many of you may remember that following the 2004 Olympics he celebrated by getting busted for a DUI. This time while visiting a female at The University of South Carolina, Phelps decided to slam some beers and take some bong rips. In a foolish Near sighted move, Phelps allowed someone to take a picture of him hittin the bong. Not surprisingly, it didn't take long for that picture to make its way on the Internet. This latest incident might end up costing him around $100 million in endorsement deals!

Mom Laughs As Kid Almost Dies

2009-01-30T15:09:00.001-06:00

Im Not Sure Why I think this Video Is So Funny, But It Is.

Friday Link Dump

2009-01-30T11:37:00.003-06:00

Towel Rack + Car Battery= Murderous Prank
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The Longest, Most Awful Tramp Stamp Ever

College Dean Punched In The Face During Speech (Vid)

Fat Guy + Unitard= WTF? (Vid)

Sylvester Stallone Still Juicing (Pic)

Two Chicks Brawl At The Beach (Vid)

The Redneck Rope Swing! (Vid)

Virginity Auction Trend Goes Too Far

2009-01-29T09:42:00.006-06:00

"Welcome! You are bidding on a 19 yr old quadriplegic girl for her VIRGINITY!!!I may not look much to you but you can did what ever fantasies you have on me! You will need to pay for a hotel with wheelchair access or make sure your house is accessible! Don't have to use condoms!Feel free to e-mail any questions! Bank Deposit accepted only! Enjoy! Thankyou! Good Luck!

Ok, we believe this was a hoax but REEAALLYY hope it wasnt. Unfortunately, the EBay Auction was removed but not before we could find out that the seller was also auctioning off Complete DVD sets of Charmed. One woman auctions off here virginity for more than $3 Million and now everyone wants in on the act. More than likely some young unscrupulous little entrepreneur was behind the whole thing and that poor young girl had no idea he was trying to take control of her destiny.

Larry Langford Montage

2009-01-28T12:28:00.004-06:00

After looking through some old emails this morning, I realized that I had never actually posted the Langford Montage. I'm sure most of you have heard this before but for those of you who have not, enjoy! It gets better everytime I hear it. All you readers out there who are not from Alabama, Larry Langford is the Mayor of Birmingham.

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Getting Out Of Jury Duty The Hard Way

2009-01-28T11:42:00.003-06:00

Trying to beat a Robbery charge in a court of law is a difficult thing to do. When you smear shit (Yes, I mean feces) on the face of your attorney and then proceed to throw more shit at the jurors, it makes the case that much harder to beat.

A mistrial was declared Monday when a home-invasion robbery suspect smeared human feces on his attorney’s face then threw more at the jury.
Weusi McGowan, 37, was upset because San Diego Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Fraser refused to remove Deputy Alternate Public Defender Jeffrey Martin from the case, prosecutor Christopher Lawson said.
At the mid-morning break, McGowan produced a plastic baggie filled with fecal matter and spread it on Martin’s hair and face, then flung the excrement toward the jury box, hitting the briefcase of juror No. 9 but missing the juror himself.
“That juror didn’t even see it coming,” Lawson said.
The prosecutor said the defendant was compliant after the outburst and was taken into custody without further incident.
After lunch, Fraser dismissed the jury, telling them McGowan would have to get a new lawyer and that his trial would be delayed.

There's no better way to win a jury over than to throw feces in their faces!

Link To The Story

If only Kosmo Kramer Were Still Around

2009-01-28T11:22:00.006-06:00

Think of Kramer now, his mind running wild on all the potential for the "Bro" or also affectionately know as the "Manzier". Today's modern man needs a support system, and evidently the time has come in Britain.
Check it out: "Man Boobs"

What Clinton Fails to Mention

2009-01-28T11:08:00.004-06:00

You have to see this video to appreciate what Bush says, but more importantly Clinton got away with plenty. The list is long, but a heavy set brunette with a blue dress and some special "treats" come to mind first.

Down Syndrome Reporting....MTV's Newest Show

2009-01-27T10:54:00.004-06:00

How's Your News is a group of special people (LD/Short Bus) who've been doing Web shorts for a while but now they're getting a chance on the big stage. MTV is giving them a show filled with interviews like the one below with John McCain while he was on the Presidential Trail.
“The show fits the MTV brand because it really feels like it belongs on our network, because you can’t imagine it anywhere else. It has a rebelliousness in terms of attitude, it feels fresh, it feels inventive, and it’s really about a group of people working together to live their dream and have fun along the way,” said Tony DiSanto, executive vice president of series development and programming at MTV.
MTV better be careful with this one.

Totally Straight Ted Haggard Is Back

2009-01-27T09:34:00.003-06:00

For those of you who don't remember Ted Haggard, he is the founder and former pastor of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado; a founder of the Association of Life-Giving Churches; and was leader of the National Association of Evangelicals (NAE) from 2003 until November 2006. Haggard is probably better known for his meth-fueled gay prostitute romp in 2006. After this was made public, Haggard attended three weeks of intensive counseling, overseen by four ministers. Following the counseling, He was declared totally straight in 2007. And, um, again, for some reason, in 2008.
Evidently Haggard has been slipping as of late, telling AP this year his sexuality had some "gray areas." This is perfect timing for Alexandra Pelosi's new Documentary "The Trials of Ted Haggard" which premieres Thursday night on HBO. Check out the Trailer for the documentary.

Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out

2009-01-26T14:55:00.005-06:00

After 11 long years, Mark Gottfried is out as Alabama's Head Basketball Coach. Gottfried was fired today after a long meeting with Athletic Director Mal Moore. Gottfried leaves under a cloud of rumors about his on and off the court behavior. So Long Mark...

Somebody That Will Store Your Stuff

2009-01-26T10:02:00.002-06:00

Do yourself a favor and Let Toby Jones store your stuff. If that doesnt interest you, remember he has plenty of "Big Ass Trucks" to rent.

Blago Making The Rounds In NYC

2009-01-26T09:41:00.004-06:00

In case you missed it, Blagojevich was On GMA this morning. Blago admitted that he seriously considered appointing Oprah to fill Obama's vacant Senate seat. If you didn't get to see Blago this morning, don't worry he's making the rounds while in NYC. You can catch him tonight on Nightline with Cynthia McFadden. All of this on the day that his impeachment trial is set to begin.

Two Words... Midget Wrestling

2009-01-24T13:38:00.004-06:00

Im not a big gamer but I remember from my days of Contra (up up down down left right left right A B A B select start) that this move is at least a 20 button move. More Midget Wrestling Videos.

How Much Do You Miss College?

2009-01-24T13:13:00.003-06:00

Pillow fights and panty raids may be a myth but pictures like this remind us why the freshman girl's dorm room remains a place of fond memories. Link

Weekend Link Dump

2009-01-24T12:48:00.003-06:00

Kids Really Grow Up Fast These Days

Television Reporter Gets F'd Up By A Sled (Vid)

The Woman Terrified Of Cotton Balls (Vid)

Five TV Personalities You Shouldnt Take Advice From

Is Anderson Cooper On Meth? (Vid)

High-Five

2009-01-23T11:57:00.008-06:00

HIGH-FIVE INAUGURATION! - watch more funny videos

Jewish Girl Passed Out In My Bed

2009-01-23T11:39:00.000-06:00

Here is a great story about a drunken Jewish one night stand. Thought this was worthy of posting. Enjoy!

Don't Mess With Bobby Lowder

2009-01-23T10:47:00.000-06:00

Lookout James Willis! Crossing Bobby Lowder can be detrimental to your career and in one case your health. Tubbs thought he was safe from the long arm of "Big Money Grip" Bobby Lowder and his Board Of Trustees. But soon found out he assumed wrong. Famous Auburn Alum Charles Barkley then decided to voice his disgust over the hiring of Gene Chizik rather than a more qualified African American candidate. Not long after making those comments, Barkley found himself on the receiving end of a DUI/Parking Lot BJ that has cost him dearly. Subsequently Barker lost his TNT job, his T-Mobile gig, and what little dignity he had left. We can't prove that Lowder planted the Hooker or has the Phoenix cops on his payroll, but it would make the story that much better.

Now we hear about the young man that lead the protest against the firing of Tubbs. The same young man that was waiting on Chizik's plane to land so he could try and boo him back on board and out of Auburn. Well it seems this young man was beaten into an Intensive Care Unit by what one can only assume was a group of Lowders thugs a.k.a. employees.

Circuit Who?

2009-01-23T09:42:00.000-06:00

Well, for all you poor schmucks who bought the ridiculously over priced extended warranty for your high-end Westinghouse microwave, try going to Circuit City's website.

While I might be dating myself here, I still remember the era when they operated like Service Merchandise. You had to go to this god awful back office window, and wait on your item with the ever helpful associate who smelled like Captain D's fish sticks. How in the world did these people not die then?

A Few Daily Links

2009-01-22T11:08:00.000-06:00

Is Diane Sawyer Drunk?
Gringo's Guide To Spanish TV
Very Painful Video (Willingly)
Funny Story Of A Man Getting His Credit Card Signature Rejected
The British Erin Andrews

For West Palm Beach, Crime Does Pay

2009-01-22T10:05:00.000-06:00

With all of the bad publicity that West Palm Beach has been getting from their more notable citizens, What's their response? The only logical thing of course....Let's see if we can't parlay this into some tourism dollars. The list of excellent role models coming out of West Palm include Mark Foley, Tim Mahoney, Bernie Madoff, and famous bank robber Willie Sutton. For some reason, West Palm attracts every low-life greedy scum bag that you are taught as a child to stay away from. We can only hope the city includes guided tours of the local gay bars with Mark Foley and tutorials on Ponzi schemes from Bernie. Make sure and visit what Time Magazine is now calling "the new capital of Florida corruption."

Top 99 Women Of 2009

2009-01-22T09:12:00.000-06:00

I'm not real big on lists but I think this is one definitely worth looking at today. Glad to see Eva Mendes getting the respect she deserves. Check out The Top 99.

Quote Of The Day

2009-01-21T15:37:00.000-06:00

"I want to thank God for somehow … I know he perfect. So I'mma thank him for everything. I'mma thank him for making me drop out of school. I'mma thank him for making me run the streets. I'mma thank him for making me sell crack. I'mma thank him for making me have shoot-outs. I'mma thank him for allowing me to watch my partners die in my arms, So I'd be fearful enough for my life and paranoid enough to go out and cop machine guns and silencers so I catch a fed case and I have to put up $3 million for my bond so I have to spend seven months of my life in my house, so I have to spend a year of my life in prison just so I be validated enough to get out there and touch the youth because they know that I done been through it, and if I say it, it means something. You know what I'm saying?" -T.I.
Thanks Perez

Asshole Cat

2009-01-21T13:58:00.000-06:00

These Reporters just never learn. This is why I have never and will not ever own a cat. If you just look at a cat wrong, they are liable to wig out and mess you up. Getting Effed up by a cat is one of the last things any man wants to have happen to them.

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Soccer With A Side Of Fascism

2009-01-21T13:07:00.000-06:00

Real Madrid Fans Love The Fascist Chants.

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Why PETA has Never had Lobster Bisque

2009-01-21T12:16:00.000-06:00

Why a 140 year old crustacean, or also known as a lobster for those of you on Sand Mountain was released back into the wild. As quoted by PETA"...animals don't deserve to be confined to tiny tanks or boiled alive."

Well clearly they are not eating at the right places. If the "seafood lover in you", is basing his or her pallet on the impressive menu at Red Lobster, then let the sucker go. But then again I don't know if I would want a 140 year old bottom feeder for dinner.

Just A Few Links For Your Viewing Pleasure...

2009-01-21T10:39:00.000-06:00

Alabama Basketball....This Picture Says It All

Segway Scooters Can Be Dangerous

Would You Let This into Your Boat?

Someone Tell Tony F'ing Idol Is On

Before And After Tequila

Dog Releaves Some Pressure

Still Crazy after all these years

2009-01-21T09:02:00.000-06:00

There is no such thing as too much Mike Tyson.
Here is Tyson speaking about his new documentary that is showing at the Sundance Film Festival. Evidently he is worried about all the success (money & pu**y) that this documentary is going to bring him! Fast forward to 1:20
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Tebow of Nazareth

2009-01-20T16:20:00.000-06:00

First of all, I just want to thank God. None of this would be possible without him.
If only all the info/news we hear about Tebow were this funny.

Could it get any worse for JP/LF/Raycom Sports?

2009-01-20T13:47:00.000-06:00

Considering how much of a JP/LF/Raycom Sports fan I am, I felt obligated to share this with everyone. It seems that during the coverage of a basketball game in the local tv market of channel 53 in Chattanooga, the following advertisement came up on the screen. For more information click here. Clay Travis

Merry Christmas from the Family!!

2009-01-20T11:33:00.000-06:00

After seeing this last week, I couldnt resist posting this morning. Merry Christmas! Link

Back in Black!

2009-01-20T11:24:00.000-06:00

After a long hiatus, we are back. I know all of you loyal readers have been eagerly awaiting our return. We hope to post more frequently this year with a lot better content. We even hope to have a few guest contributors so check in daily. Enough talk, lets get on with the good shit.

$1318 per second, unbelievable

2006-07-27T22:02:00.000-05:00

Sad but True.

http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/27/news/companies/exxon/index.htm?cnn=yes

Time to Brush Up Your Resume

2006-07-27T21:50:00.000-05:00

Spellcheck Firm issues a press release riddled with typos, and their PR guy is to blame.
You think the PR guy for this firm is looking for a new job tonight?http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5219220.stm

I am Suffering from Blackberry Thumb

2006-07-27T21:43:00.000-05:00

For those of you with "Crackberries" then this will come as no surprise the effects of Blackberry Thumb. Good to know there is a definition for what ails me.

http://www.wordspy.com/words/BlackBerrythumb.asp

For Those of You Hungry for an Afternoon Snack

2006-07-27T14:32:00.000-05:00

What Would Katherine Harris Look Like with a Handlebar Mustache?

2006-07-27T13:54:00.000-05:00

Only a raging Democrat like Dean could pull this off.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-0726howarddean,0,4923632.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

The Slash and Burn Approach to Diplomacy

2006-07-27T13:41:00.000-05:00

Dump Condi: Bush allies in revolt over Mideast policy

http://www.insightmag.com/Media/MediaManager/Condi3.htm

Some Pictures are Worth a Thousand Words

2006-07-27T13:05:00.000-05:00

"What Went Wrong", the Better Question is "What Went Right"

2006-07-27T12:53:00.000-05:00

New Book preview/review by the Wall Street Journal which details the failings of government officials at multiples levels following Katrina.
http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB115396315578118643-6VHq2vU7wYLx39yNwDC44ETn0nU_20070726.html?mod=blogs

So How Do Porcupines Make Love?

2006-07-27T11:48:00.000-05:00

Along those same lines, how does a bird build a nest in an industrial park in England? Using scraps of metal wring, of course.

Does This Seem Right to You?

2006-07-27T08:56:00.000-05:00

I absolutely believe in the free market economy and more so I share the belief that markets will eventually deal with issues of supply and demand.
But, don't they see the writing on the wall. I certainly hope for their future benefit they are earmarking a considerable portion of these profits for R&D into future energy options.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/earnings/2006-07-27-exxon_x.htm

Watch this Guy's 15 Seconds of Fame

2006-07-26T21:29:00.000-05:00

The story goes that this guy was in the lobby of the BBC studios in London for a job interview, however some one misunderstood who he was and put him in front of the camera. He has no clue what he is talking about. True Story and classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpLG7fyw3U

Further Comments on Charles Barkley

2006-07-26T15:27:00.000-05:00

His delivery might be strained and god knows his golf swing is terrible, but the man does have a tendency to make some very solid points. Would you vote for him as your governor? Luckily that is not a question any voter has to grapple with anytime soon.

Charles Barkley for Governor of Alabama

2006-07-26T14:28:00.000-05:00

If this is not a plain spoken, straightforward campaign platform then what is?

http://www.al.com/birminghamnews/breaking/index.ssf?/ mtlogs/bama_bhamnews_break/archives/2006_07.html#164985

Use your imagination on this one

2006-07-26T13:42:00.000-05:00

The story goes that a man's wife wanted to go out for a night with the girls. He wakes up the next morning, knowing that his wife has wrecked the car from a night of druken hell raising. However while the car is in one piece there does seems to be some evidence of last night's activity. Just too good for words.

The Best Video Ever!

2006-07-25T21:43:00.000-05:00

Worth watching and let the commerical play out.
http://www.wpmi.com/mediacenter/default.aspx?videoId=166395@video.wpmi.com

In the Same Line of Thought

2006-07-25T18:31:00.000-05:00

These folks know what is going on and their site really tells the truth of what is going on.
http://www.hurricane-katrina.org/

Worth Checking Out

2006-07-25T18:11:00.000-05:00

If you ever get a chance to check out the Clarion Ledger's website do. Marshall Ramsey's cartoons are worth checking out on a regular basis.
http://www.clarionledger.com

Now This is Straight Forward

2006-07-25T16:11:00.000-05:00

Day 1

2006-07-25T15:29:00.000-05:00

The one vision I have for this blog is to offer a spot in the universe where the simple oddities of life are not only embraced but highlighted. A home more or less for all the people, places and quirks that live amongst us all everyday.

Some days are just "Rough as a Cobb", and yet during those hardest moments there always seems to be a small glimmer of something funny. We all have been there and I think those moments are worth celebrating.

So here is your matra: No fences, just simplicity.